READ ME AND I CAN HELP!!!!!?

All my life I've trained to be an assassin and they finally recruited me. This is not spam or anything! I will have to delete this question soon so the police cant track it, but people who live in the UK give me an adress, a part of the country and a contact number for people you want me to kill eg, 116 Danford Lane, West Midlands, England, 07503167206. They will be my first blood spilt as an assassin and will be out of your life